There was a young stud from Missouri
Who screwed with astonishing fury,
Till taken to court
For his vigorous sport,
And condemned by a poorly hung jury.
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10/15/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
10/13/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
“I cannot be bothered with drawers,”
Insists one of our better-known whores;
“There isn’t much doubt
I do better without
In conducting my everyday chores.”
10/11/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
There was a young man from Siam,
Who said:” I go in with a wham!
But I soon lose my starch, like the mad month of March,
And the lion comes out like a lamb.”
10/09/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** 2 comments
A notorious harlot named Hearst
In the pleasures of men is well-versed;
Reads the sign at the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
“The customer always comes first”.
10/05/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
A remarkable race are the Persians: They embrace such peculiar diversions; They make love all day In the usual way, And save, till the nights, their perversions.
10/03/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
There once was a old tart, from Kilkenny,
Whose usual charge was a penny;
For half of that sum,
You might fondle her bum,
A source of amusement to many!
10/01/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** 2 comments
There was a young lady from Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway;
She said to her beau:
"Just look at me, Joe,
"I think I've discovered one more way!"
09/28/2021 ***Limerick Alert*** 2 comments
There was a young lady of Maine,
Who declared she'd a man on the brain;
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew,
It was not on her brain he had lain.
