A notorious harlot named Hearst
In the pleasures of men is well-versed;
Reads the sign at the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
“The customer always comes first”.
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Are some of these lyrical gems the product of your multi-talented lingual ability? (NPI) Just wondering ‘cause I lay awake in bed every night trying to come up with things to match your kinky sense of humor. Obviously still working on it but keep them coming.
Some are mine but most are from books I’ve picked up along the way. I probably have three or four thousand limericks to choose from. Sorry their keeping you up nights. LOL. By the way got clean blood work and scan. Still good to go.