I thought a few limericks were in order today. The first one was created just for my better-half’s sister. The remainder are just for fun.

There once was a lady from BelAir

Who had long and flowing hair.

When she jumped into bed,

she often hit her head,

but never disturbed a single hair.

❤❤❤

A health-care provider from Bloom

Wanted someone to paint her living room.

The price for a painter was high

But she knew how to be sexy and shy,

and hopefully the painting will be done soon.

❤❤❤

There are my two “G” rated limericks. I normally don’t post them, but these are being done for special people. Now I can get on with a few more interesting ones that have a little more “Oomph”.

At Fred’s flat a bouncy young whore

Started bouncing about on the floor.

“That does it!” said Fred.

“Now you’ve busted the bed!”

And dismounted and showed her the door.

💥💥💥

Daphne’s looks are completely imperial

And her style of lovemaking’s ethereal.

She’s erotically active

And intensely attractive.

What a shame her disease is venereal.

💥💥💥

ENJOY YOUR DAY OF REST