STUPID HEADLINE
DEER WITH BIG RACK IS FEMALE, IT TURNS OUT
RETRO BUMPER STICKERS
I’M BI-COASTAL
RETIRED. NO PHONE. NO ADDRESS. NO MONEY
ANSWER MY PRAYERS. STEAL THIS EFFING CAR
BEYOND BITCH
BEER MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY
STUPID QUOTES by Ralph Kiner
Ralph Kiner, Pittsburgh Pirates Hall of Fame slugger, was the broadcast voice of the Mets in the 60’s. For all of you baseball fans out there, here are a few of his gems.
“Today is Father’s Day, so to all of you fathers out there, we’d just like to say, Happy Birthday!”
“Solo homers usually come with no one on base.”
“Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April”
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.”
ONE RUDE LIMERICK by Isaac Azimov
There was an old fellow from Tripoli
Who used to make love rather nippily.
Said his angry young lass
While rubbing her ass,
“Less teethily, please, and more lippily.”
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THANKFULLY SPRING IS COMING SOON
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