I’m always good for more limericks and today’s offering is from one of my favs, John Ciardi. I’ve been a huge fan of his limericks since reading the book he shared with Issac Azimov. Two crazy smart limerick aficionados.
For a friend . . .
In a lane, a young fellow named Cooper
Committed a terrible blooper.
He had his girl bare those with more
In his car, unaware
Of a vigilant nearby state trooper.
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A carefree young woman named Nola
At one time in a summer pergola
Took care of three men
Again and again
And did it on just Coca-Cola.
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A little adultery spices
Our lives, but just look at those prices!
If they charge all that dough,
Man can’t buy it, you know,
And there’ll be a frustrational crisis.
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The Times tells the world what is doing;
Who’s winning, who’s losing, who’s suing,
Whose striking, who’s stealing,
Who’s dying, whose healing,
But won’t say a word on who’s screwing.
*****
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💗Thanks! Miss you, too, but no heart? That’s ok. I knew it was for me. Just might work on one while you’re on sabbatical 🚓
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You better make it a good one.
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💗 This is just a little something to wet your whistle. Don’t want to be tardy with assignments. Hopefully, more to come.
There was a young man from
Natrona,
Who had a perennial boner.
He sucked on a toe,
Of a lady named Jo,
And became a perpetual moaner!
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Nice one!