There seem to be a few of you out there who continue to request a selection of down&dirty limericks. I’m feeling a little down&dirty myself today, so I’ll bow to the pressure and offer up a few.

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There was a young lady named Eva

Who filled up her bath to receive her.

She took off her clothes,

From her head to her toes,

And a voice through the keyhole yelled, “Beaver!”

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There was a young harlot at Yale,

With her Price List tattooed on her tail.

And on her behind,

For the sake of the blind,

She had it emblazoned in Braille.

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A cheerful young golfer, named Jock,

Gave his ball a three-hundred-yard sock.

It doesn’t sound far

For a chap that shoots par,

But twas done with the end of his cock.

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A mathematician named Eddie Hall,

Has a hexahedronal ball.

The cube of its weight

Times his pecker, plus eight,

Is his phone number – so give him a call!

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ISN’T POETRY FUN?