To continue the Christmas theme for this week I thought a few comments and cartoons concerning the holidays was badly needed. This short poem from the late and great Benny Hill should start things off properly.

Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it weren’t for Christmas

We’d all be Jewish.

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He was no Edgar Allen Poe, but he always seemed to get his messages across. These next two tidbits were a contribution by our oldest favorite writer and poet, Anonymous.

The three stages of a man’s life:

1. He believes in Santa Claus.

2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;

3. He is Santa Claus.

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“Christmas is Christ’s revenge for the crucifixion.”

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And finally, a few quotes from celebrities or former celebrities.

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see

him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”

Shirley Temple

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Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year.”

Victor Borge

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