I thought today I would post a few sports related limericks. I need to cheer up a little after finding out the NFL morons put the screws to Coach Belichick. They couldn’t find a way to beat him on the field so they they took their cheap shot by denying him a first ballot entry into the Hall of Fame. If they had any balls at all they’d step forward and explain their reasoning. We need to know just who these stupid vindictive bastards are.

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I was told by a football-mad chum

He’d been badly mauled in a scrum.

One poor ear, I hear,

Ended up in the beer,

And his teeth in a quarterback’s bum!

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A golfer, employing a wedge,

Chipped his chip-shot behind a thick hedge.

But he hadn’t been seen,

So he strolled to the green

And dropped a new ball on the edge.

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A basketball player named Small,

Who was actually fourteen foot tall,

Could score just by standing

And putting his hand in

The basket and simply dropping the ball.

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There’s no-one so dreadful as Bender,

For batters whose bodies are tender.

He gets on their nerves

With his murderous curves

That demand either death or surrender.

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I trashed the NFL because of their mistreatment of Belichick. That was coming from a life-long Steeler fan whose teams regularly had their asses kicked by Belichick. Good is just good and admiration lasts forever.

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GO STEELERS & PATS AS LONG AS THEY AREN’T PLAYING EACH OTHER