I thought today I would do something a little different. As I’ve mentioned many times in posts I am not a lover of beer. While that remains true so does the fact that my better-half loves, adores, and worships at the closest beer tap. Over the years many of my friends and coworkers drank nothing but beer and to this day I’ll never understand why. This post is for all of you male beer drinkers out there and hopefully after reading this you may understand why many women have issues with men who love drinking beer. The following is a list of nineteen reasons why a man at times prefers beer rather than the company of a woman.

1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer
3. Beer will wait patiently for you in the car when you play sports
4. A frigid beer is still a good beer.
5. Beer is never late.
6. Beer hangovers go away eventually.
7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Beer labels come off without a fight.
9. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
10. Beer never has a headache.

1. If you pour beer just right, you’ll always get good head.
2. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
3. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
4. Beer always goes down easy.
5. You can share a beer with your friends.
6. You always know if you’re the first one to pop a beer.
7. Beer is always wet.
8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9. You can have a beer in public.

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SCREW BEER – PASS THE JACK!