Once again, it’s time for a small collection of somewhat strange riddles from my favorite raunchy decade the 1980’s. That decade wasn’t near as bad as the 1960’s but it’s a damn close second for raunchiness. Enjoy this short retro trip down mammary lane . . .
- Why is a virgin like a balloon? One prick and it’s all over!
- Why was the bisexual prizefighter undefeated? He could lick anyone!
- Why do girls fart after they pee? They can’t shake it, so they blow it dry!
- How can you tell if Dolly Parton forgot to wear her bra? There are no wrinkles in her face!
- What did Adam say when he woke up and was missing a rib? “Something smells fishy around here!”
- What does the Lone Ranger do in the men’s room after a big meal? Take a dump, take a dump, take a dump dump dump!
- What do you call oral sex in a national park? Old faceful!
- What’s a prophylactic? A planned parent hood!
- What’s the definition of trust? Two cannibals having oral sex!
- How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw it in, and three to discuss how it’s so much more gratifying than with a man!
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