I have to admit to being just like every other man when when it comes to sex.  We approach sex quite differently than our female counterparts and for that I’m grateful.  It’s that difference that makes the sparks fly and the interesting things begin to happen.  Unfortunately it’s also that difference that causes most of the problems in relationships and most of the divorces as well.

We enjoy talking about sex almost as much as we enjoy doing it.  Man to man, women to woman, but almost no-one ever crosses that gender barrier.  For the men they can exaggerate, lie, and say whatever they want to their buddies who have no way of verifying any of it.  Between women it appears to be somewhat different with more feelings, emotions, and over-thinking that most men aren’t prepared to deal with.  I personally think that women BS each other just as much as the men but tend to believe each other more.  Men know they’re being lied too and expect that.  It’s a basic part of male bonding.  Women seem to trust each other completely when it comes to comparing men. Why?  I have no clue.  If you want that answer ask a women.

I love hearing people talk about sex and that includes celebrities and other members of the elite class who think they’re so much smarted than the rest of us. I specifically searched for quotations on sex that were humorous and ridiculous. If I suddenly have someone telling me the truth about sex I wouldn’t know the difference anyway.  Here they are, have a laugh or two.

• "My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading."
  Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
• "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
  Tom Clancy
• "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
  Steve Martin
• "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand."
  Woody Allen
• "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
  Rodney Dangerfield
• "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
  George Burns
• "There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
  Jerry Seinfeld
• "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
  Robin Williams
• "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
  Billy Crystal
• "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
  Robert De Niro
• "An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
  Aldous Huxley
• "When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows."
  Frederike Ryder

Now you know everything you need to know about sex straight from the mouths of these Hollywood experts.  I’m glad they weren’t around during my formative years or I would have been more confused about sex than I actually was.  As you can also see there are no quotations from women listed here. Sorry ladies but I couldn’t find any that added much to the conversation.  If you find any please forward them along, I’m really and truthfully interested.