I’m a consistent user of quotations. Sometimes they’re funny and other times they only assist my poor writings to make them seem more pertinent. Todays post contains a variety of quotes from a host of known and unknown writers. Some are funny and some not so funny. You may recognize the names of the authors and maybe you won’t. It’s not really about the authors but what they’ve written. Even people who are not well known actually have the ability to say some truly profound things.
- “The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born.” Elaine Boosler
- “It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bone shorts.” Kelly Allen
- “Human kind cannot bear very much reality.” T.S. Eliot
- “When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason – there’s a reason.” Molly McGee
- “The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.” Rebecca West
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- “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married and the married wish to be dead.” Ann Landers
- “Canadians should come down to California and take the jobs away from our Mexicans.” Stanley Ralph Ross
- “Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them.” Paul Valery
- Wise men talk because they have somethin to say; fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
- “A good husband is healthy and absent.” Japanese Proverb
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