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06/29/2023 “More Weird Sh*t”   1 comment

I’m really not an educated weatherman but I do know one thing for sure, this rain sucks. I’m so sick of these gray and dreary days that only allow us 15 minutes of sunshine a day before the next downpour begins. It’s no wonder that all those smiling and happy folks in Seattle (sarcasm) are so much fun to be around. They have this kind crap weather on a regular basis and that’s bound to have a derogatory effect on them. With that thought in mind I thought I’d throw some additional Weird Sh*t your way. It won’t stop the rain from continuing but it might make you smile a little.

  • Bacon affects the brain in the same way as cocaine and heroin, overloading pleasure centers and requiring increasing amounts to be satisfied.
  • New York City is estimated to have at least 8 million rats, or one rat per person.
  • In 2006, William Shatner was paid $25,000 from an online casino for a kidney stone he had recently passed.
  • Benjamin Franklin almost killed himself while trying to electrocute a turkey.
  • In 1799 a vigilante mob hunted down killer Micajah Harpe and placed his severed head on a pike at a crossroads in Western Kentucky still known as “Harpe’s Head”.

  • In South Korea, 11% of school-aged youth are considered at high risk for Internet addiction.
  • In the winter of 1952-53, Thompson Pass near Valdez, Alaska, got 975 inches of snow.
  • Women can go topless in public in New York City as long as they are not charging money for it.
  • In 1976, a 7.5 magnitude earthquake killed 23,000 Guatemalans.
  • During his 1989 appearance on the TV talk show Larry King Live, Donald Trump asked King, “Do you mind if I sit back a little bit because your breath is very bad. It really is.”

GOTTA GO, MY YARD IS FLOODING

03/18/2022 “A Mish-Mosh”   Leave a comment

Today is the perfect day for a pile of miscellaneous information that you didn’t realize you were missing. First a “Stupid Headline”, then a quote from the late Larry King, and thirdly a few retro bumper stickers to take you back to the 70’s. Last but not least two children’s limericks. Enjoy!

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STUDENT EXCITED ABOUT DAD GETTING HEAD JOB

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β€œI never learned anything while I was talking.” – Larry King

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GUNS CAUSE CRIME, LIKE FLIES CAUSE GARBAGE

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE FOOLS, SOME ARE SINGLE

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR OTHER CAR IS, WHAT YOU LOVE, OR WHAT YOU’D RATHER BE DOING

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There once was an organic leek

That had managed to learn how to speak.

At the site of the knife,

It would fear for its life,

And go: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

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There was a young girl named Miss Muffet

Who sat down one day on a tuffet.

She’d sooner have had

A chair, I might add,

But sometimes you just have to rough it.

ENJOY YOUR DAY (TGIF)