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02/14/2022 πŸ’–πŸ’–Valentine Limerick AlertπŸ’–πŸ’–   Leave a comment

Since we’re celebrating yet another Valentine’s Day, I thought a small collection of romantic limericks would be in order. If you’re expecting the lovey, dovey, type of rhymes you are about to be disappointed.

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There was a young lady of Dover

Whose passion was such that it drove her

To cry, when you came,

” Oh dear! What a shame!

Well, now we shall have to start over.”

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There was a young lady named Flynn

Who thought fornication a sin,

But when she was tight

It seemed quite all right,

So, everyone filled her with gin.

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There was a young lady of Gloucester

Whose friends they thought they had lost her,

Till they found on the grass

The marks of her ass,

And the knees of the man who had crossed her.

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❀The day has come,❀

❀The night is gone. ❀

❀My underwear’s missing, ❀

❀I just sat on my schlong.❀

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πŸ’˜HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAYπŸ’˜