There was a young lady named Jo,
Whose lover had pulled out too slow;
So they tried it all night,
Till he got it just right –
Well, practice makes perfect you know!
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💗 Really loved this. Trying to come up with another. Stay tuned…
The hits just keep on cumming.
A young man with an active libido
Knew a girl that loved stoking
his ego.
She would coax him and pet him,
And would better yet get him,
A magnificent well-hung torpedo!
(Anything for a rhyme!😂)
Torpedo???? I’ve heard it called a lot of things but that’s a new one.
I’m blushing – 🤭
Guess I was just stroking, I mean stoking your ego again. Oh, and by the way, I know you weren’t in the Navy but I wanted to thank you for your “service”! 😉
Wish I had done more.