11/02/2021 ***Limerick Alert***   5 comments

There was a young lady named Jo,

Whose lover had pulled out too slow;

So they tried it all night,

Till he got it just right –

Well, practice makes perfect you know!

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Posted November 2, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm, Sex

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5 responses to “11/02/2021 ***Limerick Alert***”

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  1. I’m blushing – 🤭

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    jbveroward
    November 3, 2021 at 7:58 pm

  2. A young man with an active libido
    Knew a girl that loved stoking
    his ego.

    She would coax him and pet him,
    And would better yet get him,

    A magnificent well-hung torpedo!
    (Anything for a rhyme!😂)

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    jbveroward
    November 3, 2021 at 10:30 pm

  3. Guess I was just stroking, I mean stoking your ego again. Oh, and by the way, I know you weren’t in the Navy but I wanted to thank you for your “service”! 😉

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    Jo Beth Ward
    November 4, 2021 at 12:14 pm

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