I’m sitting here looking out the window and it’s hardly worth doing. It’s snowy, sleeting, cold, and in general a real shit show. It’s a great day to be inside and to stay inside. It’s also a slow news week due primarily to the Olympics of which I really don’t care much about. With that in mind I thought I’d take you back 30 years to revisit some vintage bumper stickers. These were collected between 1988 and 1990 and might prove interesting to some of you and others won’t give a damn anyway. I’m feeling lazy today so here they are . . .

Watch Out! I Drive Like You Do.

Go Ahead, Make My Day.

I Brake For Idiots Like You.

Instant Fool. Just Add Beer.

Live And Let Die.

If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old.

Clothes Required, Underwear Optional.

Left-Handers Are In Their Right Mind.

Good Girls Go to Heaven. Bad Girls Go Everywhere.

Still Crazy After All These Beers.

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Naked.

Old Musicians Never Die, They Just Decompose.

I’m Not Playing Hard To Get. I Am Hard To Get.

We Came, We Saw, We Yawned.

Sure, I’ll Respect You In The Morning. What Was Your Name Again?

I DON’T KNOW, I DON’T CARE, AND IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY.