💥💥💥💥TWISTED LIMERICK ALERT💥💥💥💥

I think it’s likely that some of you may have gotten the wrong idea with the title I used for this post. Twisted in this context does not mean heavily sexual or bawdy. These limericks are written specifically for children, and they are a cross between limericks & tongue twisters. As a kid I loved tongue twisters and at a very early age whilst sitting through a number of sessions to correct a minor lisp I had, tongue twisters were one of the exercises that we were permitted to do to help us get control of our speech patterns. I know it sounds stupid, but it was even more stupid when you’re the one who was required to do it. Enjoy!

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She saw a seesaw at sea,

A shawl she was wearing, was she,

The sea shrank her shawl,

Till it shrank her shawl small,

To the seesaw she saw she said “Gee!”

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Louise is pleased by cheesy chicken squeezed with cheesy cheese,

Squeezy peasy chicken cheesy served to please Louise,

“To other chicken, phooey!

Even Chinese chicken suey,

More squeezy greasy peasy cheesy chicken, if you please!”

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Hannah from Havana grew bananas in Savanna,

A bonanza of bananas that had grown in her bandanna,

How can bananas from Havana,

Grow in your bandanna, Hannah,

Into such a bonanza of banana nirvana?

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Six silly Swiss sisters from Spain,

Sue, Sis, Sophie, Shirl, Sheila, and Jane,

Said Shirl’s sister Sue,

“I’ll serve Sophie some stew,

And Sis, Sheila, Shirl, and Jane some chow mein!”

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IF TWO WITCHES WERE WATCHING TWO WATCHES,

WHICH WITCH WOULD WATCH WHICH WATCH?