I’ve had the pleasure and misfortune to have spent nearly twenty years working in and with the criminal justice organizations in Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, and Maine. I always thought the system had its flaws, how could it not? Your days are filled with an endless supply of criminals and an endless supply of criminal attorneys. Yikes!! I always laughed when I heard some of the older police and judges say Criminal Justice was the ultimate oxymoron. I’ve since discovered they weren’t kidding. The information in today’s post was taken from the annals of numerous courts and are true. You may find them hard to believe but they are. There are a million stories in the naked city and most of them are directly related to the Criminal Justice system. When in doubt plead total ignorance.

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Attorney: What did the tissue samples taken from the victim’s vagina show?

Witness: There were traces of semen.

Attorney: Male semen?

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Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in New York?

Witness: I refuse to answer that question.

Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?

Witness: I refuse to answer that question.

Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?

Witness: No.

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Attorney: What is your date of birth?

Witness: July fifteenth.

Attorney: What year?

Witness: Every year.

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Attorney: So, the date of your baby’s conception was August 8th?

Witness: Yes.

Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?

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