Here is another installment of some moderately disgusting 1980’s humor. How can you not appreciate the “good old days” and their “unwoke” attitude?

• Why are women like pianos? When they’re not up right, their grand!

• What do you have if you use Kaopectate, Clearasil and birth control pills? No runs, no zits, no errors!

• What’s the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Old age!

• What are the two stages of being a husband? When you want to be faithful but are not, and when you want to be faithful but cannot!

• What is it in the spring air that causes girls to get pregnant? Their legs!

• How many men suffer from wet dreams? Nobody suffers from wet dreams!

• What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

• Why did the girl take a bath in peroxide? Because she heard that on the whole gentlemen prefer blondes!

• What is French asthma ? You can only catch your breath in snatches.

• What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree, but a gynecologist just peeks inside your bush!

Here is one of my all-time favorites.

What’s the difference between frustration and panic? Frustration is the first time you find that you can’t do it the second time, and panic is the second time find out you can’t do it the first time!

LUV THE EIGHTIES