Here are a few old and bawdy limericks from years past. The “secret words” for today are VIRGINITY & MOTHERHOOD.

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A lady of virginal humors

Would only be screwed through her bloomers.

But one fatal day

The bloomers gave way,

Which fixed her for future consumers.

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A girl who lived in Kentucky

Said, “Yes, I’ve been awfully lucky.

No man ever yet

On my back made me wet,

But sometimes I feel awfully fucky.”

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There was a young man of Cape Horn

Who wished he had never been born.

And he wouldn’t have been

If his father had seen

That the end of the rubber was torn.

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There was a young girl from Penzance

Who decided to take just one chance.

So, she let herself go

In the lap of her beau,

And now all her sisters are aunts.

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WHO DOESN’T LOVE GOOD POETRY?