I’m a huge fan of using quotations in my posts from the rich, the famous, and the wannabe famous. I thought today would be a good day to give kudos to the one person who supplies us with endless quotations that are almost always funny, truthful, and many times sarcastic. That writer is Mr. Anonymous. I did a little research this morning and came up with 15 quotes from Mr. Anonymous that I really liked and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Here they are.

• “Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults but for having faults different from ours.“

• “The Eiffel Tower in Paris is the Empire State building after taxes.“

• “One reassuring thing about modern art is that things can’t possibly be as bad as they are painted.“

• “An average film is where the actor has more lines in his face than in his script.“

• “Modern art is when you buy a picture to cover a hole in the wall and then decide the hole looks much better.“

• “Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.“

• “Hollywood is Malice in Wonderland.“

• “If white bread could sing it would sound like Olivia Newton John.“

• “Television is a box that has changed children from an irresistible force into an immovable object.“

• “Parents never appreciate a teacher unless it rains all weekend.“

• “You can tell a Harvard man, but you can’t tell him much.“

• “Psychology is the science that tells you what you already know in words you don’t understand.“

• “Eating food with a knife and fork is like making love through an interpreter.“

• “If you speak three languages your trilingual. If you can speak two languages you are bilingual. If you can only speak one language you’re an American.“

• “A Hollywood marriage is one in which the couple vow to be faithful until after the honeymoon.“

And now I’ll offer up one of my own quotes:

“OLD AGE AND RETIREMENT ARE JUST KARMIC RETRIBUTION”