I’m a huge fan of using quotations in my posts from the rich, the famous, and the wannabe famous. I thought today would be a good day to give kudos to the one person who supplies us with endless quotations that are almost always funny, truthful, and many times sarcastic. That writer is Mr. Anonymous. I did a little research this morning and came up with 15 quotes from Mr. Anonymous that I really liked and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Here they are.
- “Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults but for having faults different from ours.“
- “The Eiffel Tower in Paris is the Empire State building after taxes.“
- “One reassuring thing about modern art is that things can’t possibly be as bad as they are painted.“
- “An average film is where the actor has more lines in his face than in his script.“
- “Modern art is when you buy a picture to cover a hole in the wall and then decide the hole looks much better.“
- “Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.“
- “Hollywood is Malice in Wonderland.“
- “If white bread could sing it would sound like Olivia Newton John.“
- “Television is a box that has changed children from an irresistible force into an immovable object.“
- “Parents never appreciate a teacher unless it rains all weekend.“
- “You can tell a Harvard man, but you can’t tell him much.“
- “Psychology is the science that tells you what you already know in words you don’t understand.“
- “Eating food with a knife and fork is like making love through an interpreter.“
- “If you speak three languages your trilingual. If you can speak two languages you are bilingual. If you can only speak one language you’re an American.“
- “A Hollywood marriage is one in which the couple vow to be faithful until after the honeymoon.“
And now I’ll offer up one of my own quotes:
