Now that my never-ending retro trivia posts have been completed, it’s time to return to my first love those funny and bawdy LIMERICKS. As I’ve always said, I love limericks and I also love history. I’ve decided today to combine the two with a few limericks made famous during the World War II era. I assume some of these may have been written by a few GI’s but I can’t be sure. I find it refreshing that even during the worst war we’ve ever experienced, a sense of humor was still maintained. Some of these might be considered a little much for younger children. Be warned!

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O Soldiers come back to us clean!

Wear rubbers – you know what I mean.

Thou I’d very much ruther

You’d bugger each other

Than any French whore that I’ve seen.

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A lady of doubtful nativity,

Had an ass of extreme sensitivity.

She could sit on the lap

Of a Nazi or Jap

And detect Fifth Column activity.

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A slant-eyed young girl from Peking

Said of the Rape of Nanking,

“Every Jap in North China

Has explored my vagina,

It’s so sore I can’t pee through the thing.”

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In the Army and Navy the toast is

To the talented USO hostess

Who was diddled and screwed

While she tried to conclude

Which service she really liked mostest.

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🪖WAR TIME SENSE OF HUMOR🪖