You are disgusting!  I wish I had a dollar for ever time someone has said that to me.  Normally it’s a women who has been raised and brainwashed into believing that all men are the most crude and disgusting animals on the planet. I understand their feelings to a point but I hate people who broad brush groups with facts that may or may not be true.

I don’t find myself any more or any less disgusting than most women.  As human beings our entire everyday existence is disgusting.  I’m about to lay some facts on you that you’ve probably never heard.  You women out there who insist that men are more disgusting than women, pay attention. We get out of bed every morning just like you and go about our life doing all the little normal things that you do.  We brush our hair, we sleep in a bed, we go to the bathroom, and a thousand other things that all of us humans pay little or no attention to.  If you’re one of those obsessive/compulsive folks with issues about germs and dirt you might want to stop reading now.  This is sure to upset you more than just a little.  And ladies, after reading the following list you may have to rethink calling us men disgusting.  All human beings are disgusting in one way or another including yourselves.

• An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
• Most of the dust underneath your bed is actually your own dead skin.
• A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day.
• A toothbrush within 6 feet of a toilet can get airborne bacteria from flushing.
• According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
• An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.
• Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of mucous.
• More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss.
• One in three motorists pick their nose while driving.
• The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.
• There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.
• You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.
• On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
• An average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in their fast food annually.
• If you swim one hour in a public pool you will intake 1/12 liters of urine.
• Diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.
• Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
• Through contact with door knobs, counter tops, and other daily objects your hand will come in contact with 15 penises a day.

I think I’ve made my point in as a disgusting way as I can.  Everyone now stand up near your computer, laptop, tablet, or smart phone and repeat after me.  WE ARE ALL DISGUSTING!  Thank you for your attention.