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- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Robert Mitchum, and Mr.T. all have photographic memories.
- The first of the five senses that deteriorate with old age is smell.
- The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
- The baby blue whale gains ten pounds of weight per hour.
- Seventy-five percent of wild birds die before they are six months old.
- The odds of being hit by a meteorite are one in 200 million.
- Hans Christian Anderson, the Danish writer of fairy tales died falling out of bed.
- When singer John Denver lost his temper with his then wife, Annie (made famous in “Annie’s Song”), he sawed their bed in half.
- Country Western star Loretta Lynn was married at the age of 13.
- Mark Twain, Bob Hope, Daniel Boone, and Alfred Nobel all read their own obituaries.
- My favorite Country-Western song title was by Jerry Reed – “She Got the Gold Mine (I got the Shaft).
- Model Claudia Schiffer collects dried insects which she then paints and frames.
- Charles Manson once auditioned unsuccessfully for the band The Monkees.
- Famous Nazi Hermann Gohring refused to use standard toilet paper and bought a large supply of soft white handkerchiefs instead.
EVERYUSELESSTHINGS TO FILL YOUR BRAIN
I thought I’d start the day off by being a wise ass. Let me set this up by explaining that I detest Country & Western music. I’m not entirely sure why but I do. My better-half is addicted to it resulting in hundreds of hours that I’ve spent gritting my teeth and cringing over the constant barrage of alleged music spewing from Alexa. I’ve been requesting for months my need for a really expensive noise-cancelling headset. Like my dad always said, “Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, see which one fills up the quickest.” That means if I really want a noise cancelling-headset, I’ll be buying it myself. To further explain my dislike of C & W music let me supply you with a number of song titles from that genre and then ask yourself this question, “Is this real music or just a poor parody much like something from Weird Al Yankovic.
I’m, Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home” David Frizzell
“She’s Actin’ Single (I’m Drinkin’ Doubles)” Gary Stewart
“Now I Lay Me Down to Cheat” David Allen Coe
“She got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)” Jerry Reed
“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” Loretta Lynn
“I Cheated Me Right Out of You” Moe Bandy
“The Lord Knows I’m Drinkin'” Cal Smith
“You’re Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without” Gene Watson
“Divorce Me COD” Merle Travis
“I’m the Only Hell (Momma Ever Raised” Johnny Paycheck
YEEEEE HAAAW !, (PASS THE HEADSET)
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