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09/01/2026 “CLASSIC NURSERY RHYMES”   1 comment

Human beings are strange animals. We all seem to think that everything we think and speak is something new and original and profound. It’s not until we mature into thinking adults (most of us) that we realize just how repetitive and cyclical almost everything is. Todays post will concern a few classic nursery rhymes we’ve all heard or used and the approximate date of their origins. Have fun.

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Hush-a-Bye Baby” – 1765, New England

Hush-a-bye baby, on the tree top,

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock;

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,

Down will come baby, cradle, and all.

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Baa, Baa, Black Sheep” – Pre-1760, England

Baa, baa, black sheep,

Have you any wool?

Yes, sir, yes, sir,

Three bags full . . .

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Hey Diddle Diddle” – Post-1569, Europe

Hey diddle diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon . . .

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Sing a Song of Sixpence” – Pre-1744 – England

Sing a song of sixpence,

A pocket full of rye;

Four and twenty blackbirds,

Baked in a pie.

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Here’s a special ditty just for Mary (my better-half).

“Mary, Mary” – 18th Century – England

Mary, Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells,

and pretty maids all in a row.

Secular tradition claims the original ” Mary” was actually Mary, Queen of Scots

ROCK-A-BYE BABIES, DON’T YOU CRY

(Special Thanks to Charles Panati)

07/02/2024 “NUSERY RHYMES”   Leave a comment

How is your memory? Can you remember all of the nursery rhymes from your childhood? Most of them were kind of lame and luckily after a long period of time they’re lost from memory. Today I’ll supply you with three 21st century versions of some of the old rhymes that you can carry around in your memory banks for a decade or two. I actually enjoy these rhymes way more than all of those old and tired ones from my childhood.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too – he was funny that way.

😜😜😜

Jack and Jill went up the hill

For just an itty bitty.

But Jill’s two months overdue

And Jack has fled the city.

😁😁😁

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Mary had a little lamb,

She tied it to a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its ass

And turned its wool to nylon.

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I NEVER REALLY LIKED MOTHER GOOSE