I’ve had a number of readers requesting another batch of jokes and humor from the 1980’s. As I compile these lists, I’ve discovered that they’re funnier today than they were when originally written. It just verifies that even low class and nasty humor lasts forever. Enjoy!

• What is a barroom? An elephant farting in an elevator shaft.

• How do you get even with the guy who’s trying to steal your wife? Let him have her.

• What happens when you sit on wet cement? You get hardening of the farteries.

• What does a gynecologist do when he’s feeling sentimental? Looks up an old girlfriend.

• What do you call a lesbian who drives a delivery truck full of dildoes? A dick van dyke.

• What’s worse than a piano that’s out of tune? An organ that stops working in the middle of a piece.

• Why did the girl fail Sex Education? She couldn’t come for the oral exam.

• How many straight New York waiters does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.

• Why is a fat girl like a moped? They’re both fun to ride until your friends see you.

• What do you do when your girlfriend tells you to “kiss her where it smells?” Drive her to New Jersey.

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Here’s one that really hits home for those of us who grew up during the 60’s and 70’s.

What’s the one most important rule at an orgy?

To come with the person who brought you.