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If you didn’t already know this, limericks in their own way are historical documents. In the past I reprinted a selection of World War II era limericks but how could I possibly forget the interesting limericks created by some of our famous cowboy historians. I knew I would find some bawdy limericks about our western heritage as written by bored saloon patrons or from a few bored bar maidens, or even a select few university scholars like Ray Allen Billington (Limericks, Historical and Hysterical). Try these on for size.

While Sue lay supine ‘neath a willow,

She was screwed by a large armadillo,

And remarked to the same,

As both of them came,

That the next time he might bring a pillow. 

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When a lady returned from Big Moose,

Her husband exclaimed, “What the deuce,

I’m quite reconciled

To the call of the wild,

But where did you get the papoose?”

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An Indian, who claims we can trust her,

Insists she was raped by George Custer.

Despite what he planned,

His three-inch last stand,

Was all Colonel Custer could muster.

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Cowboys at the end of the Drive

Were so horny they scarce could survive.

So, the whores of Dodge City

Out of greed (not for pity)

Worked double shifts: from nine til five.

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WHO DOESN’T LOVE HISTORY?