Are you an animal lover? I imagine most of us love and appreciate our pets and make them part of the family. Other folks love animals just as much, if not more, but that is based entirely on their favorite meat cuts and flavor. Todays post will give you a few facts you might not have heard before Enjoy!
- In the last three thousand years, no new animals have been domesticated.
- Scientist have discovered that chickens egg output increases when pop music is played in their roost.
- A pelican can hold approximately 25 pounds of fish in it’s pouch.
- The first fish in space was a South American guppy in 1976.
- Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
- Armadillos and humans are the only animals that can get leprosy.
- Camels milk is the only milk that doesn’t curdle when boiled.
- Jackals have one more pair of chromosomes than dogs or wolves.
- No one knows why a ducks quack doesn’t echo.
- Rhino’s belong to the same family as horses and were thought to have inspired the myth of the unicorn.
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MOST SUPRISING
A quarter of all animal species are bats.
PETA SUCKS!
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If you didn’t already know this, limericks in their own way are historical documents. In the past I reprinted a selection of World War II era limericks but how could I possibly forget the interesting limericks created by some of our famous cowboy historians. I knew I would find some bawdy limericks about our western heritage as written by bored saloon patrons or from a few bored bar maidens, or even a select few university scholars like Ray Allen Billington (Limericks, Historical and Hysterical). Try these on for size.
While Sue lay supine ‘neath a willow,
She was screwed by a large armadillo,
And remarked to the same,
As both of them came,
That the next time he might bring a pillow.
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When a lady returned from Big Moose,
Her husband exclaimed, “What the deuce,
I’m quite reconciled
To the call of the wild,
But where did you get the papoose?”
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An Indian, who claims we can trust her,
Insists she was raped by George Custer.
Despite what he planned,
His three-inch last stand,
Was all Colonel Custer could muster.
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Cowboys at the end of the Drive
Were so horny they scarce could survive.
So, the whores of Dodge City
Out of greed (not for pity)
Worked double shifts: from nine til five.
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WHO DOESN’T LOVE HISTORY?
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