There was a young lady of Maine,
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew,
It was not on her brain he had lain.
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There was a young lady of Maine,
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew,
It was not on her brain he had lain.
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Posted September 28, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm
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There once was a girl with a halo,
Who had urges and lusts that were no-no.
She met a fine man,
And succumbed to his plan,
And all she can say now is
Uh, “O”!!!
How did I do?
Pretty good for a rookie. It’s a good thing your not from Nantucket. LOL