There was a young lady of Maine,
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew,
It was not on her brain he had lain.
There was a young lady of Maine,
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of her waist as it grew,
It was not on her brain he had lain.
Posted September 28, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm
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There once was a girl with a halo,
Who had urges and lusts that were no-no.
She met a fine man,
And succumbed to his plan,
And all she can say now is
Uh, “O”!!!
How did I do?
Pretty good for a rookie. It’s a good thing your not from Nantucket. LOL