With Christmas now in my rear-view mirror, I can get ready for the coming New Year holiday and celebrations. I won’t be out-and-about myself, but I will have a toast at midnight with my better-half. That being said let me move onto something else that I happen to enjoy, limericks and Isaac Azimov.
I have always been a huge fan of Isaac Asimov. I’ve been reading his novels and articles for most of my adult life. Fortunately for me most of them are science fiction which is my absolute favorite material to read. Asimov was one of the most prolific writers in history. If I recall correctly, he wrote more than 200 novels and thousands upon thousands of novelettes, short stories, and articles in many areas of study. In short, he was amazing.
It wasn’t until 10 years ago that I discovered that one of his hobbies was writing rude and bawdy limericks. After finding that out, I was determined to obtain some of his limericks. I found a thrift bookstore online and after some searching through their inventory discovered a book published in 1978 that contained dozens and dozens of limericks by Azimov and his friend John Ciardi. The book is split into two sections, limericks by Asimov, and the other half are limericks by John Ciardi. It’s a battle of the limerick monsters and makes for some really enjoyable and hilarious reading. I’ll offer up for your entertainment today four of Asimov’s more sexy limericks. I hope you enjoy them because I sure did.
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Sex need not be at all conversational,
Without talking, it’s still inspirational.
But mind you’re not burned
For many have learned
The act can be baby-creational
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Said the husband, with smiling urbanity,
I possess penile super humanity.”
Said his wife,” But the score
Of his inches is four.
The rest of it’s just his insanity.”
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There was a young woman named Cora Lee
Who said,” I will do it immorally
On top and on bottom,
Any way that I’ve got’em,
Vaginally, anally, orally.”
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There once was an eager young nurse
Who felt that she had to rehearse
Every sexual joy,
Every hot little ploy,
To succeed in becoming perverse.
What better way to prepare for New Year’s than a few raunchy limericks? There’ll be many more to come in the new year.
2022 IS COMING – HELP! HELP! HELP!
Know itโs only been a few days but Iโve really missed you. Not sure I can compete with this guy. Heโs really good. Iโm recycling this one from a couple months ago since I really liked it and it kind of goes with โmineโ. I am working on another so it will be cumming soon!
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There was a young stud who presented
A sweet girl with games he invented.
He feared her aversion
To his kinky perversion.
And smiled when she gladly consented!
Glad to se you picked up on the hearts. Wasn’t sure you’d pick up on it. Hope tou bad a good holiday. Talk with you soon.
Glad you picked up on the hearts. Hope your Christmas was nice. Talk with you soon and by the way, the torte was effing delicious.
Seriously??? Must be that telepathy thing I told you about. Speaking of telepathy, hereโs the other limerick I wrote yesterday in response.
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A talented man who loved writing,
Received a sweet cake of Yule tiding.
And just like she said,
She was there in his head;
Quite tasty, moist, and satisfying!
* Glad you enjoyed it.
All those sweets might just decay my teeth. LOL