I’ve been associated with Law Enforcement both as a police officer and also as a private citizen. I’ve seen a lot of things that were more than a little strange and some more than a little scary. So, when I stumbled upon this list that I’m about to post I wasn’t all that surprised. In the past I’ve posted about some strange laws still on the books in this country, but this list takes the cake. This is about weird sex laws gathered from a number of states and to say they’re a little bizarre is an understatement. Here we go . . .

• In Harrisburg, PA, there’s a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

• In Newcastle, WY, there’s a law against having sex in a butcher shop freezer.

• In Clinton, OK, it’s illegal to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.

• In Tremonton, UT, you aren’t permitted to have sex in an ambulance.

• In Alexandria, MN, it’s illegal for a man to have sex with his wife if he has the smell of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.

• In Willowdale, OR a husband cannot talk dirty in his wife’s ear during sex.

• In Ames, IA, there’s a law against a man drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.

• In Ventura, CA, there’s a law against cats and dogs having sex without a permit.

• In Kingsville, TX there’s a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville Airport property.

WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE WEIRD