I love the English language. There are so many strange and interesting euphemisms that I could spend the rest of my life searching through. I recently stumbled onto a list of 228 euphemisms for sexual intercourse. Of course, I won’t be listing them all but here are ten you might find interesting or humorous.
- Dance the Buttock Jig
- Do a Dicky Dunk
- Do a Grumble and Grunt
- Buzz the Brillo
- Peel Your Best End
- Play Pickle-me, Tickle-me
- Take a Trip Up the Rhine
- Pray With the Knees Upward
- Trade a Bit of Hard for a Bit of Soft
- Make the Chimney Smoke
And last but not least, here are ten euphemisms for sexual arousal: To Be Hot in the Biscuit, To Be Dripping for It, To Be Rooty, To Be in Season, To Be Constitutionally Inclined to Gallantry, To Have Peas in the Pot, To Be Hunky, To Be Affy, To Be Mashed, and finally To Be Primed.
WELCOME TO THE SEXUAL SIDE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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Holy crap…talk about a sheltered life. I never heard ANY of these! Do you happen to know where I can get a euphemism dictionary? 🍆🍩🍆🍩🍆(I get these)😉
And you’re never ending education continues. And I have the dictionary.
Thank you, Professor Dickster, I mean Dexter! Now that you’ve reached Emeritus status you should do a lecture tour. I’m sure you’d pack ‘em in. Send me a copy of the syllabus, and oh, the dictionary, too! 😜
And by the way I want those things so I can “bone” up for my studies!