A week or so ago I posted a collection of riddles which could be described as a bit raunchy. Much to my surprise the response was amazing. It appears that a little off-color humor is being appreciated by more people than just me. I’ll continue with a few more gems to tickle your fancy. Let’s time travel to 1984 . . .

• How do you circumcise a whale? Send down fore skin divers!

• Who was a heavyweight boxing champion with a flatulence problem? Gaseous Clay!

• Why is credit like sex? Because the people who need it the worst can’t get it!

• What happens if you don’t pull out in time? You get a parking ticket!

• Why does an elephant have four feet? He’d look pretty silly with just six inches!

• What would you call a sex change surgeon? A gender amender!

• What does a mathematician do if he’s constipated? Works it out with a pencil!

• How do you make holy water? Take some water and boil the hell out of it!

• Why is sex better than bowling? The balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes!

• What’s the easiest way to get a little group sex? Use both hands!

HAVE A RAUNCHY DAY!