For months I’ve been posting a collection of rather tame limericks written by and for children and young adults. While I certainly enjoy them, I still miss the naughtier limericks that I find absolutely hilarious. It’s true than many limericks are really crude and nasty but be sure those will never see the light of day on this blog. For today these limericks are:

RATED PG

Parental Guidance is Recommended

*****

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,

Complacently stroking his madam.

And loud was his mirth

For on all of the earth

There were only two balls and he had’em.

😍😍😍

There was a young fellow from Leeds

Who swallowed a package of seeds.

Great tufts of long grass

Sprouted out of his ass

And his balls were all covered with weeds.

😛😛😛

There once was an old man from Maine

Whose prick was as strong as a cane.

It was almost as long,

So he strolled with his dong

Extended in in sunshine and rain.

😎😎😎

There’s a charming young girl in Tobruk

Who refers to her quiff as a nook.

It’s deep and it’s wide,

You could curl up inside

With a nice easy chair and a book.

💥

LET’S GET APRIL STARTED PROPERLY