To those of you who were alive in the 1960’s, you know what a strange time it was not only for the country but for each of us individually. Free love, drugs, rock & roll, and anti-war fever made for interesting relationships and all the craziness you could possibly handle. I have to say I enjoyed the hell out of it. With that in mind I’m offering up a few limericks from the early sixties that you might find interesting. Put on your bell-bottoms and roll up a “J” and enjoy.
😎😎😎
A gorgeous voluptuous creature
Seduced a young Methodist preacher.
It worked out quite well,
For under his spell
This gal’s now a Sunday school teacher.
😤😤😤
There was an old lecher named Gus
Who wore a horrible truss.
It would pinch, sweat and itch,
When the son of a bitch
Got too close to young girls on the bus.
🥴🥴🥴
To Sadie the touch of a male meant
A rather emotional cardiac ailment.
And acute shortness of breath
Caused her untimely death
In the course of erotic impalement.
🤤🤤🤤
PASS THE BONG
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Here’s another one from the ‘60’s…
There was a man with thick curly hair,
Who attracted some women with flair,
He posed in the nude, which some thought
was lewd.
He laid down on a chair, his body was bare,
Then said to the class, I don’t care!
I think it needs a little work . . .but good try.
Haven’t written one of these in a very long time and this one just popped in my head. I’ll definitely try harder next time.
🎨👨🎨
Whoops! I was supposed to delete that one line. It ruined the meter and it wasn’t a limerick anymore.
Better now?