Now that my blog has returned to something close to normal, what better way to start fresh than having a slightly off-color Limerick Alert. I thought I’d start out with this first limerick that hopefully will be appreciated by all of you poets out there. I’m sure you’ll recognize the reference to one of my favorite poets as soon as you see it.

There was a young man from New Haven

Who had an affair with a raven.

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin,

“Nevermore!”

😏😏😏

There once was a girl named Mc Goffin

Who was diddled amazingly often.

She was a rogered by scores

Who’d been turned down by whores,

And was finally screwed in her coffin.

😁😁😁

There was a young fellow from Florida

Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.

When they got into bed

He cried, “God strike me dead!

This aint a pussy – it’s a corridor!”

😎😎😎

The lady with features cherubic

Was famed for her area pubic.

When they ask her its size

She replied in surprise,

“Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?”

🥇

E. A. P.