I’ll be diving deep into the past for some nasty and funny limericks categorized under the label of “Chamber of Horrors”. These are all dated between 1938 and 1944 and reflect a reference or two about the war. Enjoy . . .

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It was on the seventh of December

That Franklin D. took out his member.

He said, like the bard,

“It will be long and very hard,

Pearl Harbor has given me something to remember.”

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It’s a helluva fix that we’re in

When the geographical spread of the urges to sin

Causes juvenile delinquency

With increasing frequency

By the Army, the Navy, and Errol Flynn.

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Said a platinum blonde from Warsaw,

As she looked at herself in the raw,

“Neath my umbilicus

(And as like Mike as Ike is)

There’s a picture of George Bernard Shaw.”

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When the Nazis landed in Crete,

This young harlot had to compete

With many Storm Troopers

Who were using their poopers

For other things than to excrete.

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WAR IS HELL BUT PEACE TIME IS A MOTHERF**KER