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Christmas Eve the night of all nights.

Flying around delivering toys a delight.

It certainly helps when the flask from the elves,

Helps Santa sleep better at night.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Posted December 20, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm, Trivia

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Santa’s sleigh and GPS were upgraded this year,

With Alexa in charge of all eight reindeer.

Rudolph rudely told Santa, this change really blows,

As Santa screamed loudly, “Alexa, turn on his freaking nose!”

HO! HO! HO!

Posted December 13, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm

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With the holidays on the horizon,

I placed 20 calls to Verizon.

They stuck me on hold

Til my dinner got cold.

And I still absolutely despise them.

Posted December 9, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm, Trivia

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