With all this heat and rain along with the damn pandemic I’ve discovered just how many things there are that annoy me. I won’t complain about wearing masks or being locked in my home like a prisoner because those things are absolutely necessary. As I began to compile my list it just kept growing and growing. Here they are.
- People who wait in a long checkout lines and then can’t find their checkbook or credit card.
- People who are constantly late (I hate them).
- Commercials that are so much louder than the TV shows.
- Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel.
- People who chit-chat with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them waiting and waiting.
- TV shows and commercial ads with ringing phones, which make you think the sound is coming from your house.
- Waiters/waitresses with dirty fingernails.
- TV shows where people are speaking to Alexa which in turn has my Alexa bugging me.
The more I think about this list the longer it gets. I’m going to keep on rolling and hopefully I’ll find the end.
- Stepping on a wet spot with my socks on.
- Drivers who won’t turn right on red.
- Being asked for my account number after I already entered it using the keypad on my phone.
- Celebrities preaching to me about politics or anything else.
- People saying “What’s up?” instead of saying “hi or hello”.
- The lame-ass naming of celebrity couples.
- Suburban kids who think they’re gangstas.
- Rappers who thank God and their mothers at awards ceremonies.
Still going strong but I seem to be feeling a little better by unburdening myself like this.
- When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at the results.
- Flood pants on men (even stupid hipsters).
- People who don’t listen when you are talking to them.
- Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll.
- People abbreviating words when they speak (Rachael Ray).
- Rude people talking at movies (you know who you are).
- Barking dogs.
- Having to explain the same thing more than once to the same person.
- People who don’t flush the toilet.
- When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of your cup at Dunkin Donuts.
- Anyone who can’t speak a complete sentence without using the word “like” five or six times.
- People who can’t use any pronoun except the word “dude”.
- People who are constantly touching their genitals (men and boys).
- People who bring babies to movie theaters.
I’ve got to stop this foolishness. If I add just one more item to this list I’ll start annoying myself and for some reason that just seems wrong. I think it’s time for all of you to make your own list. It’s annoying that you haven’t completed one already.
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