With September already over and cold temperatures beginning, it’s time to have some fun before the snow starts flying. With the holidays approaching I thought I’d publish a revised version of the Worker’s Prayer. This is posted for all of those people (my better-half included) that are stuck in thankless retail jobs across the country.
The Worker’s Prayer
“Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off, and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.”
And just for the hell of it I decided to author a haiku as requested by a friend. Here it is.
❤️
The sky is so blue
A dot of sunshine yellow.
Forget me never.
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Bet you’ve been checking for a reply throughout the day. Just had to compose myself. It’s a damn good thing I’m not Sensitive, Sentimental, Nostalgic, Highly EMOTIONAL, and most of all DRAMATIC! Otherwise I would have had tears trickling down my cheeks ALL DAY!!! Good thing I’m none of those things, right? You outdid yourself! Thank you!!! 💗🥲💗