These are the normal lame and politically correct ones. Let’s get real for a change!!

I post my resolutions almost every year and I have yet to complete them all. Once again, I’ll post my top ten and just hope for the best like always. Well here goes nothing one more time.

• Read 8.33 books a month (That’s 100 books for all of you math majors).

• Keep the number of F-Bombs to less than a hundred a week. (I’m dreaming on this one.)

• Spend less than $50.00 a week on Dunkin Coffee. (That’s just for my better-half. They’re too expensive for me.)

• Drink less than last year but more next year. (I’m dreaming!)

• Visit only the classiest porn sites. (No more than 10 per week unless provoked)

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• No naked dancing near the picture window in the living room. (We have nervous neighbors!)

• Try not to argue with my better-half too much. (The operative word here is to try.)

• Teach the grandsons no more than five new swear words. (And maybe learn one or two new ones from them.)

• Try to be more polite to all of the doctors that have been manhandling me for years.

• Stay vertical.

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There are my ten candidates for 2023. I’ll be certain to post a midyear review in June.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL

Drive Safe