I’m feeling the need for some limericks today. I recently came across a book that I picked up at an on-line thrift bookstore and it was a former Boise Public Library book with a date of 2015. It’s a book of limericks written by children for children and some of them are priceless. With that in mind here are four that I particularly liked. I hope you will too.

A teacher of English, Ms. White,

Whose students got everything right,

Would put on her shades

As she wrote down her grades

Because all of her kids were so bright.

😉😉😉

“Ahoy!” Said a pirate named Marrrrty,

Who was fun loving, healthy, and hearrrrty.

“I believe it’s my duty

To go shake my booty,

Cause nothing is more fun than a parrrrty!”

🤪🤪🤪

Said little first grader Pam Plunkett,

“The past tense of ‘shrink it’ is ‘shrunk it.”

Told, “Yes, that is true!

“Just who taught that to you?”

She said, “Not really sure, I just thunk it.”

🤗🤗🤗

A French chef we all call Miss Margo

Cooks lunch at our school here in Fargo.

But we wouldn’t eat

Any yucky frog meat,

So she makes something’ she calls “S cargo.”

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SPECIAL THANKS TO BRIAN CLEARY