I’m on a break right now. Not that you really care but it’s just a break from another project I’m working on. My eyes were strained beyond belief from three hours staring at that project, so I decided to lighten things up with a little humor and jokes from the 1980’s. It seems that the decade of the 80’s easily supplies silliness and nonsense to last me for many years. Let’s get started.

• How did you get to see the official bird of New York City. Cut somebody off in traffic.

• Is it wrong to have sex before you’re married? Only if it makes you late for the ceremony!

• When should you stop masturbating? When the smoke alarm goes off!

• Why don’t girls like to drink beer on the beach? Because they get sand in their Schlitz!

• What did the one lesbian say to the other lesbian? “Your face or mine!”

• What you get when you cross an anteater with a vibrator? And armadildo!

• What’s the hardest thing about the sex change from a man to a woman? Inserting the anchovies!

• What happens to boys that lie? They get girls!

• How do women get minks? The same way that minks get minks!

• If you have VD, what do you know for sure? Urine trouble!

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY