I thought I’d start the month of October with a bang. Over the years I’ve posted thousands of limericks, and I hope I live long enough to post 10,000 more. I tried to pick a topic today to make these limericks a little more interesting. So, the topic for our October limericks is MOTHERHOOD. I’m sure all of you mothers out there, both male and female, will appreciate them.

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There was a young girl of Claridge’s

Who said, “What a strange thing marriage is,

When you stop to think

That I’ve poured down the sink

Five abortions and 50 miscarriages!”

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There was a young lady named Flo

Whose lover had pulled out too slow.

So, they tried it all night

Till he got it just right . . .

Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.

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There was a young lady of Maine

Who declared she’d a man on the brain.

Much you knew from the view

Of the way her waist grew,

It was not on her brain that he’d lain.

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There was a young lady of Louth

Who suddenly grew very stout.

Her mother said, “Nelly,

There’s more in your belly

Than ever went in through your mouth.”

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DEDICATED TO ALL OF YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE