10/29/2024 💥💥LIMERICK ALERT💥💥   Leave a comment

💥

The limerick’s an art form complex,

Whose contents run chiefly to sex.

It’s famous for virgins

And masculine urgings,

And vulgar, erotic effects.

💥💥

Undressing a virgin named Sue,

Her seducer remarked, “If it’s true

That an apple a day

Keeps the doctor away,

Think how healthy you must be with two”!

💥💥💥

There was a young student named Jones

whose urgings reduced maidens to moans.

By his wonderful knowledge

(Acquired in college),

Of nineteen erogenous zones.

💥💥💥💥

The orgy began on the lawn,

Several hours ahead of the dawn.

We found ourselves viewing

Sixty-six vulgar couples screwing,

But by sunup they had all come and gone!

😏😁😎


Discover more from

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Leave a comment

Discover more from

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading