Now that Easter has come and gone, things can get back to normal (scary thought). What better way to follow up an Easter celebration than with a posting of a few rude and borderline bawdy limericks. I would rate these four limericks PG because I certainly wouldn’t want to shock any of those innocent children out there as well as the many prudes who love to comment on them. Here we go.

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There was a young man of Missouri

Who screwed with a terrible fury,

Till hauled into court

For his bestial sport,

And condemned by a poorly hung jury.

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There was a young fellow named Bill

Who swallowed an atomic pill.

His navel corroded,

His asshole exploded,

And they found his nuts in Brazil.

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And then there the story that’s fraught

With disaster – of balls that got caught,

When the chap took a crap

In the woods, and a trap

Underneath . . .Oh, I can’t bear the thought!

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There was a lady golfer named Duff

With a lovely, luxuriant muff.

In his haste to get in her

One eager beginner

Lost both of his balls in the rough.

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