I made a bulk purchase recently from an on-line book seller and received a random collection that I thought were interesting. In that pile was a book of limericks obviously written by or for children. I’m a big fan of limericks of all types and found these to be just plain fun. These are rated “G” and should make you grin a little.

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Fun loving Steve is quite spunky.

He’s out every night getting funky.

Tonight he’s at Anna’s

with a bunch of bananas.

Did I mention that Steve is a monkey?

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Early one Mother’s Day, Jake

decided that he liked to bake

a pie for his mother,

but soon he’d discover

it surely was no piece of cake.

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Our little Welsh corgi named Bramley

does not like our mailman, Stanley.

He’ll tear cross the floor,

bark and leap at the door,

and then act like he’s just saved our family.

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Our neighbor is nice Mrs. Rands.

She forgets names and faces and plans.

She has such amnesia

that each time she sees ya,

she tells you her name and shakes hands.

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SPECIAL THANKS TO BRIAN CLEARY